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Navy SEAL Sick Of Porch Pirates Builds The Perfect Trap

He’s Had Enough  

Every time he went outside to check the porch and found someone had helped themselves, he became more upset.

In the end, he was fed up with watching his hard-earned money go down the drain.

His life changed suddenly when he heard a loud bang and a scream. A satisfied smile spread across his face as he sat back. 


Stealing Packages 

The U.S. Postal Service delivers more than a third of its packages to residential addresses without them reaching their intended recipients.

Neither the postal service nor unscrupulous vendors are to blame for this. 

Rather, it’s due to greedy porch pirates who cannot resist the temptation of unattended packages on a hardworking man’s porch. Arthur Russel was fed up with it.  

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Taking What’s His 

It’s important to understand that Arthur wasn’t unreasonable. It was during his time on the force he had mastered self-discipline that he took pride in. 

His life had been humble, and he had worked hard to earn everything he had – only to see someone else take all of his possessions as if they were theirs.

Arthur was angry after the first incident. When he saw it for the second, third, and fourth time, he became red. 

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Not Interested

The brazen bandits stole all kinds of items from him while he was at work, including toilet paper and Jeep automotive parts.

Arthur attempted to take the high road by notifying the police, but they were uninterested.

Angry over his losses, he took action himself. 

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Getting His Revenge 

Arthur began building the ultimate revenge box after multiple calls to the police went unanswered.

Those who decide to do sidewalk shopping on their porch with a five-finger discount are in for a rude awakening.

As it turns out, Arthur had a unique set of skills and a rather unusual hobby, which couldn’t be a good thing for them.

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His Hobby 

Having served as a Navy SEAL, Arthur has specialized in unconventional warfare. He had undergone grueling training – both physically and mentally – in preparation for carrying out such dangerous missions.

His hardened mind led to a determination and calculation-driven mentality. 

His hobbies included building booby traps during his spare time. They had no idea that they were creating a perfect storm when they messed with Arthur.

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Executing His Plan 

The first decoy box Arthur built was elaborate. The design and construction took him weeks, but he was still not satisfied. 

There was something off about the modified snare he designed, which worked like a Chinese finger trap. It didn’t feel large enough.

It was important to him to make an impact on these low lives that were both real and terrifying.

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Thinking Of Ideas 

“I was thinking, how could I scare them and make them drop my package and then never come to my front porch again,” Arthur shared.

It took him some time to figure it out on his own. He wanted to terrify them without actually harming them, which was a certainty.

The cops didn’t need to be involved. 

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He Got It

The idea of improving his revenge box consumed him for hours. There was something gimmicky about the modified snare. In his mind, it should have been much more. 

In order to come up with a better idea, he went back to the drawing board. The things he wrote down are things that people most certainly fear.

Suddenly, it all made sense. Nevertheless, he would need to take precautions.


Going Shopping

Following that, Arthur bought everything he needed from the hardware store. After signing some forms, he felt a little suspicious. 

It didn’t go unnoticed either that the cashier gave him a strange look. Despite the fact that he knew how it looked, he did not bother to explain what he was doing.

The country was still a free one.


The Bait

Arthur spent the rest of the day putting together his device and making a box look like an official goods package. 

When Arthur finished, he stood back and looked at his masterpiece with delight.

He took it to his backyard for a test drive and laughed in excitement when it did just what he engineered it to.

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Test Rides

He tested it again, this time covering his ears. The first one left them ringing. He tested it over and over again to make sure it was reliable. And it was. 

There was just one more piece left to make it all come together. Arthur got in the car and drove to the nearest store to get a security camera.

There was no escaping him now.

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Doorbell Camera

Arthur returned home and installed a doorbell cam so that he could see the thief’s face while he was at work. The footage didn’t disappoint. 

Now, all that was left to do was lay down his trap and wait. Just as he expected, he didn’t have to wait very long.

That evening as he sat on his couch, he caught his first victim.


Acting Casual

The doorbell cam shows the unsuspecting victim audaciously strolling right up to Arthur’s front door. Arthur watched eagerly from his phone. 

He was sitting on the edge of the seat. He couldn’t believe that a thief could look so casual before committing a crime.

To his surprise, it’s a woman. 


First Catch

Arthur watches in amazement as the woman approaches. She goes to ring the doorbell to check if anyone is home, but is spooked by the motion sensor light. 

She walks away from the door. Then Arthur notices a getaway vehicle in the background.

The man inside eggs her on, telling her to turn around. 


Boom Box

With the person waiting in the getaway car growing impatient, the woman goes back to the house, takes a last look around, and grabs the package… BOOM.

The woman screams and runs back to the getaway car so fast that Arthur ends up with her cell phone.

Poetic justice. He sits back and smirks. What had he done?


Simple And Effective

Arthur’s box is genius in its simplicity. The box contains a plate that holds back a firing pin, which is connected to a string that’s secured to his doorknob. 

When the box is lifted or pulled, the plate moves enough to allow the firing pin to set off a 12-gauge shotgun blank.

But is it legal? And do the theives deserve it?

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Deceiving Term

Some victims of porch piracy think even the term ‘porch pirate’ is too cute a description to use for these common thieves.

For many people, they’re the worst this society has to offer.

Especially for Christine Hyatt who like Arthur, has her own war story of misgivings dealing with these low-lives.

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Another Victim

Currently, America is going through a porch pirate epidemic and Christine Hyatt is one homeowner that has suffered greatly at their hands. 

With a daughter with diabetes, Christine relies on her packages to deliver some much-needed medical devices for her child.

Yet, all too many times, her life-saving equipment has been stolen. 


Stolen Medical Supplies

Christine claims that over 20 packages of hers have been stolen this year alone. Six of those packages contained her daughter’s medical supplies. 

It made her become as revenge-focused as Arthur and she sent up many prank boxes too.

Their neighborhood is one of the worst-hit by porch pirates and it was leaving its mark.

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Feeling Plagued

When a neighborhood is tormented by porch pirates, it soon becomes an issue of safety.

If you have thieves willing to drive around your neighborhood in broad daylight, targeting your house, then what else are they capable of doing? 

It was a question that plagued Christine and Arthur and a real motivation behind their revenge. But not everyone agreed.

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Defending Thieves

A thread on Reddit debating the topic was surprisingly full of people jumping to the porch pirates’ defense.

“It’s all fun and games until one of the would-be robbers sues for PTSD” one Reddit user typed. 

Another user wrote, “I don’t get this. You’re placing your property out there. It’s not the thief’s fault if he decided to take it and then gain access to its contents”. 


Flawed Logic

Apparently, some people think that unless your property is in your house, then it’s a free-for-all. Of course, this is absolutely false.

If that were true then by this logic, parking our cars in our yards or having our chairs, lights, and plants in our yard are also up for grabs. 

A homeowner’s property is anything within the territorial limits of that home. Front lawn, back lawn, side lawns – included!


Failed System

Mostly, however, people online shared a mutual hatred for these thieves and a huge disappointment in how the authorities failed to deal with them. 

It left many people like Arthur and Christine feeling like they have no choice but to take matters into their own hands and serve justice themselves.

But what would you do? 


Don’t Try This At Home

State law forbids anyone from assembling explosive devices without a valid license.

“Even though it’s a blank, the way the device is made is actually illegal,” said police spokeswoman, Loretta Cool.

The police don’t think that Arthur’s “Boom Box” was a good idea at all. “If the would-be package thief is hurt in any way, the homeowner would be responsible,” she continued…


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“Even more than him crossing the line, I’m not sure if people realize that, even though this person is stealing something, he can’t intentionally set them up to be hurt”, Cool explained.

She also said that Arthur’s man trap could also be a crime itself.

But it would be up to the Porch Pirates to lay criminal charges…something that hasn’t been done.


Perfectly Safe

Although the box is terrifying, Arthur says it’s perfectly safe.

He told reporters that he’s tested it dozens of times, and he even tested it with a ripe tomato inside.

“It never hurt me once,” he explained in an interview. “It didn’t hurt the tomato in there either.” And the contraption has lured more than one thief.


Friendly Advice

Arthur did suggest, however, that if anyone was to copy his idea, they might want to cover their backs first – for legal reasons.

He learned that it was best to tack up a “no trespassing” sign and tape a beware note to the box, warning people not to move packages from the porch.

That can protect the homeowner from lawsuits – and Arthur knew that. 



The involvement of the cops and the legal discussions around his ploy may have deterred some people from pursuing it further, but Arthur was different. 

There was no way he was going to stop what he was doing. Especially when he was catching criminals red-handed trying to steal from him.

He was also confident it was completely safe. And time and time again, his device proved effective. 

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Arthur set his trap once again, hoping to teach another thief a lesson.

Just a few days later, he caught one. Everything went exactly to plan once more. 

The man sees the porch, runs up to grab the package… and BOOM. “I know it’s crude, but there’s nothing scarier than a 12-gauge,” a satisfied Arthur quipped.

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Getting Even

Although the police aren’t pleased with Arthur’s Boom Box, they did start to take his complaints more seriously. 

After all, his invention has caught a whopping 20 would-be thieves. All the cops had to do was search for the individuals on his camera.

Although Arthur does admit that his solution isn’t perfect, he says it offers something others don’t. 

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Satisfaction Guaranteed!

The unparalleled, satisfied feeling of watching a thief run terrified off your lawn! 

Arthur and the cops were even able to track down some  Porch Pirates from the door cam footage after they scurried away.

As long as the thieves keep deciding that Arthur’s porch is easy pickings, the Boom Box will stay there. But the Boom Box wasn’t the only weapon Arthur tried out. 

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Although Arthur was a bachelor, he didn’t live alone. Arthur lived with his 8-year-old tomcat called Boots. Boots gave Arthur some much-needed company.

He was a quiet and affectionate cat so when Arthur discovered he could help deter the porch pirates, he was pleasantly surprised. 

But just what did Boots do?

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Kitty Litter

Boots used the kitty litter. What’s grosser than opening a package of supposedly valued goods only to find out it’s used kitty litter. 

While Arthur was in his experimental phase, he decided to take Boots’ kitty litter and pour it into one of the empty Amazon boxes he had lying around the house.

The result? 

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Not As Planned

He watched from the window as a man walked up to 13bhis porch and swiftly grabbed his Amazon package. Arthur chuckled as he walked away. But then there was a problem. 

His neighbor saw his address on it and picked up the open box a few blocks down.

The man had opened the box and discarded it on the side of the road. But that’s not all.


No Street Trash

His neighbor read the note Arthur left inside for the thief and put two and two together. Arthurs note read, “Hi, you’re on camera. F-you thief. Hope you like cat crap”.

His neighbor immediately knew what Arthur was trying to do as he had suffered from porch pirates himself.

He hated them just as much as Arthur but he hated trash on the street too.

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Friendly Advice

He returned the prank box to Arthur but advised him to think of something better next time. And when he did, to let him know so he could do it too. 

Arthur took his advice to heart and continued to experiment.

He tried filling the box with garbage which led to the same result. Then he thought of something completely different. 

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Glitter Bomb

It was the idea that sparked his final 12-gauge boom box master plan. He made a glitter bomb. He blew up a balloon and filled it with glitter and confetti. 

He stuck a pin to the inside of the box and created a lever so that when the box was opened, the glitter would explode onto the thieves’ clothes.

But it didn’t have the desired effect…


Getting Messy

It was better than the garbage and kitty because at least this prank projected onto the thief but, it was still not scary enough.

Needless to say, the blanks took care of that problem. 

But all of these prank experiments caused a moral debate online. Just because Arthur was sick and tired of his hard-earned money being stolen – was it right to make them pay? 

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What Would You Do? 

If you were constantly targeted by porch pirates and made official complaints to police that seemed to go nowhere, would you take the risk of injuring a thief to serve justice?

Or would you pursue a different solution? 

At the end of the day, whatever is safe and doesn’t cause any lawsuits to fall at your door is the best way forward. 

 In order to protect the privacy of those depicted, some names, locations, and identifying characteristics have been changed and are products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblances to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.


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