Going through a breakup is difficult for everyone, especially for Amanda Teague who married a 300-year-old pirate ship. Yes, you read that right, this woman had an official wedding ceremony with a pirate ship that is believed to be haunted. A couple of years have passed since then and Amanda Teague realized that her “husband” has been using her and that he is not good for her mental health and she decided to ask for a divorce.
This woman is Amanda Teague and she and her husband made headlines all over the world back in 2016. The reason why everyone talked about Amanda’s new marriage is because her husband was not a man, he was an object!
There are many people who love pirate fantasy books and movies, but Amanda took it to the next level when she decided to marry a 300-years-old pirate ship that she calls Jack. Isn’t that a little bit crazy?
Amanda remembers to this day the first time that she met and talked to Jack. She says that the pirate ship came and visited her in her dreams and that is when they fell in love with each other. Unfortunately, this love story didn’t last for too long.
What we didn’t tell you is that Amanda has a full-time job as a Jack Sparrow impersonator. This makes it quite clear why the pirate ship came into her dreams looking like the famous pirate that is played by Johnny Depp.
Amanda fell in love with a pirate ship and she didn’t want to have a casual relationship. She asked the pirate ship to marry her and then she went and had an official ceremony out at sea. She wanted to make sure that their love is as official as it can be.
Even though no one understood why Amanda decided to marry a 300-years-old pirate ship, she says that she didn’t care at all what other people think. She was happy with the thought of getting married to Jack, the pirate ship, and this is all that mattered to her.
Sadly for Amanda, the honeymoon was over and she started seeing that the pirate ship might not be the ideal husband. To make things even more intriguing, she says that she feels like the pirate ship has been using her and that it doesn’t really love her.
“So, I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over,” the mom of five wrote on her Facebook page. “I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with.”
From the looks of it, Amanda is trying to let the entire world that trying to connect with the spiritual world is not a good idea. Who would’ve guessed?
“I wish I never got married to him. I wish I was that healthy person that I was before I met him,” she said in her first interview since the announcement. “Jack has turned what was a beautiful and loving relationship to something that is ugly.”
The worst thing about this is that Amanda started feeling like the relationship was taking a toll on her health. She was feeling drained by the pirate ship’s spirit and that is when she knew that she had to make the breakup official.
Amanda didn’t just want to break up with the 300-year-old pirate ship, she also wanted to let the entire world know about this. She was now done with having spiritual relationships and doesn’t even want to hear about pirate ships ever again.
Amanda now says that she is ready to start a new life. She wants to leave it all behind and she hopes that she will be able to find a husband to love her for who she is and to not use her as the pirate ship did.
We are happy to let everyone know that ever since the woman broke up with her husband, her health has recovered. From the looks of it, the marriage was actually taking a toll both on her mental and physical health.
The question that remains is who is next? Is there even someone who can replace the 300-year-old pirate ship? Let’s hope that Amanda will be able to find someone who shares the same passions as she does.
Another interesting thing that we want to mention about Amanda’s marriage is that at one point in time, she believed that her spiritual husband was trying to control her. This is when she called the local priest to try an exorcism on her.
Even though Amanda is now going through a difficult divorce, she is ready to finally live a happy life and this is all that matters.
Let’s hope that Amanda has learned her lesson and that she doesn’t try to meddle with the spiritual arts ever again. Marrying the pirate ship didn’t turn out too well for her.
On the bright side of things, the controversy surrounding Amanda’s marriage has made her a local star. The reason why this is a good thing is because it brings more people to see her Jack Sparrow impersonation act and she can make a living.
We kept talking about how difficult the divorce has been for Amanda, but did someone ever wonder how is the pirate ship doing? We’re just kidding. We can be sure that the pirate ship is going to sail away into the sunset.